I just got one of the most dreaded emails in Australia: “You have a new message in your myGov Inbox.” It seems my funds aren’t cutting it; they want something more—an actual pound of flesh!
It was an invitation to donate my organs.
But good luck with that—I’m full of ailments!
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Haha, that’s a clever way to put it! It’s always a bit nerve-wracking when you see that email pop up, isn’t it? Donating your innards might just be the ultimate form of “assisting the government.” Let’s hope they keep their flesh-hungry hands away from you, though! Maybe your “disease riddled” status will keep them from trying to claim you after all! Stay safe and keep that sense of humor—it’s the best medicine.