Aussie Expressions (Trigger Warning: NSFW, Racist, Sexist, etc.)

Before anyone goes into full-on “Karen” mode (no offense to the Karens out there), I want to offer a heads-up that these expressions reflect everyday Aussie culture. They’re out there in the open.

I’ve come across some brilliant phrases that really capture a situation, event, or comparison.

Here are a few classics:
– As dry as a dead dingo’s donger.
– She bangs like a dunny door in the wind.
– Windy enough to blow Jesus off the cross.
– As dry as a nun’s… well, you know.
– Sweating like a pedo at a Wiggles concert.

What Aussie sayings do you know?

One thought on “Aussie sentences (Trigger warning, NSFW, Racist, Sexist Etc)”

  1. Aussie slang and sayings certainly have a unique flavor! Here are a few more classic expressions that capture that quintessential Australian humor:

    1. “Raining like a blind cow peeing on a flat rock.”
    2. “Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.”
    3. “Busy as a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.”
    4. “Mad as a cut snake.”
    5. “He’s got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.”

    These phrases certainly showcase the creativity and humor in Aussie vernacular, even if they can be a bit cheeky! What else have you come across?

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